Devil's dictionary of the day

DAMN, v.

A word formerly much used by the Paphlagonians, the meaning of which is lost. By the learned Dr. Dolabelly Gak it is believed to have been a term of satisfaction, implying the highest possible degree of mental tranquillity. Professor Groke, on the contrary, thinks it expressed an emotion of tumultuous delight, because it so frequently occurs in combination with the word jod or god, meaning "joy." It would be with great diffidence that I should advance an opinion conflicting with that of either of these formidable authorities.

And for a real word, how about castigate?

cas⋅ti⋅gate

–verb (used with object), -gat⋅ed, -gat⋅ing.

1.	to criticize or reprimand severely.

2.	to punish in order to correct.

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